There’s a rumor going around that people who drive hybrid cars are more likely to commit eco sins. They’re more likely to litter, from what I hear, or drive faster, or more annoyingly. Hybrid drivers are just plain annoying. That’s what I hear.
When I first heard that rumor, I thought that it was a load of bunk. People have a tendency to be mean to those who aren’t in the majority, and I figured this was their way of looking down at “snooty environmentalists.”
Then I started to wonder if there wasn’t a grain of truth in it — that perhaps hybrid drivers gave themselves a pass on certain things because they figured that driving a hybrid canceled out any other damage. Or perhaps they thought they knew what was best for the environment and stopped learning new things and questioning old methods.
I’ll tell you right now, Reader, it’s that last idea. I don’t have a hybrid, but this week I stopped questioning. Mr. Savvy and I were taking the trash out when he noticed me putting a broken camp chair into a trash bag.
“What is that?” he wanted to know.
“That broken camp chair that’s no good to sit in,” I said, “I was going to get a bulky item tag for it, but it fits into a town trash bag, and I figured it was time to throw it away.” It had been sitting on our porch for months, unrepairable but waiting to be tossed — another one of those planned obsolescence items we had purchased before adopting a greener lifestyle.
Mr. Savvy picked up the trash can. “Oh,” he said over his shoulder as he walked down to the curb, “is that the best we can do?”
What a simple question: Is that the best we can do? I thought it was. I thought about it all evening before I went to bed, and how even though the chair wasn’t any good, there were still good parts on it. In the morning before the garbage truck arrived, I crept down to the curb, retrieved the camp chair, and did a little surgery. I cut off the camp chair fabric and stuffed it into the existing garbage bag, thereby saving the new one I had used solely for the chair. I can recycle the chair frame, since it’s mostly metal, and as soon as I haul out the sewing machine, the bag cover will become a reusable grocery bag that can fit into a purse (similar to these Envirosax bags). That, my friend, is the best I can do.
Except for the part where next time, I’ll try to remember to ask myself, “Is that the best we can do?” BEFORE garbage day. I should have that tattooed somewhere.